Monday Bacon: Iceberg

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This morning, I was bringing some laundry downstairs and the top of my right foot caught on the carpeting of the stairs as I was going down. I instantly felt a deep pull in the knee and was able to jump up and free my foot to avoid damage. Uff. That was a close one. I gingerly walked around for a little bit and though there’s a bit of some “ghost” pain, I think it’s fine.

I instantly had visions of a torn knee; surgery; recovery; no training; no Iceland throwing; no training (again, I know but it’s that important to me) and a few other equally catastrophic things that would go wrong if I tore up my knee. Mainly, freedom of movement. That is worst case scenario. That’s why I train, to avoid that stuff. (Yes, I go to worst case scenario in an instant. Helpful eh?)

It occurred to me that this is kind of how I roll through life these days. If I do “X” now, how does that affect me tomorrow, or the accumulation of “X’s”, how does that affect me five days from now?? Basically I’m always looking at that Iceberg of OLD AGE and figuring how I can jump from surface to surface instead of falling in the water and getting creamed by the hugenormous chunk that’s lurking just below the water.

Nearly everything I do these days in the gym, on the practice field, and even in the kitchen has to address two equally important questions: how will I improve from this and how will I recover from this? Last year I followed Matt Vincent’s Training Lab almost to the letter and I came into the season feeling strong and great and was able to keep all my gym training in check using it. (I drove myself into the ground with too much unfocused throwing practices but hey, live and learn.) This year, I’m still following his program but have backed off on the volume of it. That way I can still reap the benefits of smart programming AND I can recover from it. Because I don’t care how genius a training program is, if you can’t recover from it, it’s just become your bodies worst nightmare.

This goes for throwing practices also. Last year I threw. And threw. And threw and threw. Each practice was sometimes the equivalent of an entire Games and it took until about mid July to feel like absolute crap. I never really did recover and it took until mid-September to finally start feeling right again (I’m sure all of the Whisky and Guinness in Scotland was a huge help with that.) My good numbers in the December weightlifting meet reflected a well rested Jules since November was basically a maintenance month. Live and learn.

This year? Every practice will be dialed in. Warm-up; drill; practice throws, and then a few “Games” throws where I turn it up. That’s it. Pack up and go home (or head to Leff’s

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Lucky Town if I have friends.)

But even that is part of the recovery, food and beer. Duh. On Saturday we headed down to Rockford to practice with Clevenger and Dan Lucansky. The Bunchek’s came too and we had an amazing practice session. WOB and Caber. Those are on the list when I head to Rockford and ONLY those. My WOB is inconsistent and that’s unacceptable. My Caber is, well, the Caber and I’m still learning that one. Two things I can’t practice at home (practicing WOB without standards doesn’t work for me. They all go around 20′ and have perfect trajectory every time. Unfortunately that isn’t happening in the Games.)

I took as many toss’ with the 28# as I felt I could and then switched solely over to the 21#. Because I was getting tired, and I still had some practicing to do. When we finished with the WOB, we broke out the Sheaf for a little bit and I took about 4-5 throws and sat back down. Vic asked if that’s all I were going to do and I say, “yup, cuz if I do more, it dips into my Caber work and that’s why I came.” I have to say this, the look of absolute puzzlement on her face was pretty priceless. I could hear her brain asking, “how in the world would some sheaf toss’ affect Caber work.” I didn’t say anything and enjoyed the break.

Here’s cuz why. I equate one explosive throw with an olympic lifting rep and if you find me a serious lifter who knowingly would go into a weightlifting session planning on 40 reps or so I have some ocean front property (Iceberg free) in Iowa to sell you. Now, the stones and even (for me anyway) hammers will take a little less energy per throw but the WOB, Caber, Sheaf are explosive heavy and wear me down faster than the others. Because of this, I need to be very careful in how to approach those sessions. The 4-5 Sheaf toss’ weren’t in the plan so I’ll play a little bit but then shut it down. (No sheaf in Iceland means I save those for another day, later in the spring/early summer.) I’m assuming 26 year old’s will understand that in another 22 years but who knows. Lots of these throwers are already more efficient than I am and have better genetics. Maybe they’ll feel so much awesomer than me but if they don’t understand recovery, they won’t. So there!

I’ll do all that I can to avoid being mowed down by that Iceberg that is always looming ahead of me. Everything. Including possibly switching up my squat and pulling days to put off this ache in my knee from my near catastrophic stairs encounter this morning (I know, drama much?) As much as I’ll push things, I always want to look ahead to how I’ll be better, faster, stronger in the future and how the things I’m doing in the gym, on the field, and in the kitchen help me get there instead of here:

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Cuz that sucks. I know too many people who are there already and have just decided to lay on that Ocean bottom and slowly rust to death. Not acceptable. Not me.

The wonderful thing about not having relationships with people whose negative energy suck joy from our lives, is that we don’t have relationships with people whose negative energy suck joy from our lives.

Me

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Hybrid

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I’ve been giving a lot of attention lately to how I’m acting in public. No, not the swearing, I gotta be me. But the overall vibe. Largely because people in public drive me crazy and if I don’t check myself I’m a hugenormous bitch that can shit all over an extroverts day. Not acceptable.

See, I always thought that I was an outgoing extrovert but am finding, well, not so much. Crowds? Not really unless it’s worth it. Chaos? Never. I get very anxious in chaos. I like to know when, where, how long and the current version of “wing it Jules” that takes hold occasionally has taken 48 years to get to. I’m not good having tons of friends with superficial relationships, I like real or fuggetaboutit.

I’m not a fan of the introvert description that they are all wrapped up in themselves because I actually know many who would walk through fire for a friend and even have for me. Matt told me the other day that one description of extroverts are that they get their energy from others so that when I’m faced with one, they are trying to get energy off me and I am wired so that I protect it fiercely. So each interaction almost becomes an emotional tug of war. Explains why people are so foking exhausting. True story.

Here’s an example, in an attempt to hold on to just a little bit of my Hawaiian bronze I’ve hit a new (to me) tanning studio. Truth is, I like to have a little color. I take after my light skinned Hawaiian mother who’s Portuguese coloring allows me to tan easy, but to be whiter than other locals. So tan I go. Upon walking into the studio, the owner who is a very friendly, VERY EXTROVERTED young woman hit me with so much energy that I was instantly on guard. But now that I’m kind of embracing the whole introvert thing I can step back and be aware of how I’m coming off. It’s a relief really, embracing how I interact and making sure I’m not a negative to someone else even in passing.

After the tanning salon owner’s inquiries on who I am, what I do, where I live, am I going on vacation (three times she asked that one), and expressing sadness when I said I’m not going on vacation I finally stopped the barrage of questions with a simple statement of, “I’m an introvert and all of your questions make me uncomfortable. I don’t want to be rude or mean to you but I can’t take all the personal inquiries” the interrogation instantly stopped and her energy dropped by about 75% which still made her more energetic than most D1 cheerleaders when the camera’s are on them but it helped. She simply said, “Oh, ok” and we conducted business. When I came out she simply said to have a good day, see me next time and that was it. Possibly more subdued than she would like, probably actually, but far more comfortable for me. I was extremely thankful for that.

So here’s what I’ve learned. I don’t think I’m a full on introvert. I like to be around people, a lot actually. Just smaller groups where I can connect with people. I hate pretend relationships, avoid them at all cost. If I am friends with someone I guess I expect that friendship to be on all fronts, not just a “oh my gosh we just have so much fun together and let’s have coffee again soon.” I am here if they need me and I know they are there for me when I need them. Real. I love having people to the house and sharing food, drink, stories, games. I love going to parties to celebrate people or things. I love a good sporting event and will even tackle IKEA on a Sunday. Brave, I know.

But when I go head to head with an extreme extrovert, I need to keep myself in check. The energy I kick out is going to come right back at me so I want it to be good. It doesn’t have to be fake and I don’t often need to let them know they’re making me uncomfortable, but I don’t need to shut down either and that’s probably my go to.

So while not just an introvert or obviously not an extrovert, I’d call myself a Hybrid. Cuz that sounds more fancy and good to the environment. Mainly, mine. Heh.

The only problem with seeing people you know is that they know you.

Brent Runyon

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Chippy

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When the Z’s were younger, being good little Minnesota boy and girl, they played hockey. Zac turned into a defensemen and even at a very young age, had a keen eye for where the play was developing. Some negative ‘Association’ experiences had him leave it early and that’s on me to not handle it correctly. I so hated hockey parents and the “association” police. It’s not my first regret as a parent and certainly won’t be the last.

Zandra stuck with it much longer and had some good runs in the net. I won’t get into the absolute shit treatment goalies get from not only other parents but their teammates too. Today. That’s not the message for today.

One favorite term among parents of girls hockey is that, at times, other teams would play “chippy.” It’s said with disgust and anger as if it’s unpalatable to even utter.

Chippy, in girls hockey speak, means aggressive and dirty. Pushing the limits of the referee’s (we say ref’s, also with anger and disgust) in hopes that they don’t get caught and when they do they perform a European football sized display of shock and outrage that such a poor call was made. And this is at the squirt age. By the time they get to High School, they’ve perfected this trick good enough to fool some of the new ref’s into not making a call. The whole point of the act.

Duh.

And that was something to throw shade at? When I was 14 I taunted a girl at a softball game so bad that she ran right for me (I played shortstop at that particular game) on a hit and I faced her, braced myself and let her try to take me down. She ended up on her ass and I ended up on the bench. I deserved it but hot damn was that satisfying. I was the poster girl of “Chippy.” I love aggressive competition. Helloooooo, hockey fan? I have tried so many times to enjoy non-contact sports and I just can’t. It’s so torturous. Pretend fouls; throwing tantrums; pretending you need 911 at every turn. How is that enjoyable???

Anyways. Chippy. Chippy, in our circles I guess, was undesirable. If I had a dollar for every time I heard the sentence “just play the game, leave the physical stuff out of it” I’d have enough money to buy at least one sports mom a personality. LEAVE THE PHYSICAL STUFF OUT OF IT??!!! It’s hockey! Leaving the physical stuff out of it means you’ve just become a basketball player. Foking duh!

So that’s me…at a very early age. Chippy. Not dirty, per say. But pushing the limits for sure. And I still compete that way. Oh, the chippiness (it’s a word spell check, stop redlining me) has gone away mainly because I’m not competing in that setting. Once this late winter, I missed a snatch in spectacular fashion and as I fell on my ass the bar hit the shit out of my shin. Shin ouchies demand lots of swearing. Matt was in the gym at the time and stood up wondering what to do and was helpless as I walked it off cussing my brains out. Now THAT made weightlifting a contact sport and the bar won. Well done.

But driving myself in competition is still there and, in most cases, I thrive in it. Except for now. Something is going on where I’ve approached the last two Games with a bit of a relaxed, “practice this”, attitude. It hit hard last Saturday and is annoying the ever living out of me. So, yes, the season is young. Throws obviously aren’t where I want them to be 3 months from now but that doesn’t mean that mentally I’m not in the Game. And I haven’t been.

Unacceptable. Not me. I’ve adjusted my practices to work on that and as of yesterday, it worked. There are a lot of mechanical things to relax and think about on a throws day but at Gametime? It’s time to shut it down, relax; prioritize, and attack. I haven’t done that and it needs to change.

That’s how I like to compete and I have fun doing so. I don’t have fun not doing so and the numbers these last two Games show it. Abysmal is the only word I can think of so back to the drawing board to mentally prepare for Games day and hopefully my next one (June) will show as such.

Hopefully.

You have competition every day because you set such high standards for yourself that you have to go out every day and live up to that.

Michael Jordan

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Monday Bacon: Muscle Cars

This is your car:

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This is your car with muscle:

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Get the picture?

My ex had a 70’s Chevelle when we started dating. It was badass. He and the Oz man have even seen it around town here and there. I loved driving it. There was some weird reaction when the men would admire a muscle car and then see a woman climbing out of it. As if they couldn’t quite get their heads around the fact a woman was driving a dude’s car. It was lulz.

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One of the descriptions of Muscle Cars I’ve seen describe them like thisthe car should be just like human, STRONG, POWERFUL, and with STRENGTH. 

Huh. So like this?

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Obviously, a well fueled machine. (Rugby men FTW.)

I’ve known other Muscle Car enthusiasts and the one constant in all of them is that they keep their little beauty well fueled. Only the best. That V8 is so well taken care of it boggles my mind how they can put so much effort into a car and not apply it to their own lives. Everything is precise as to the TLC they give all the way down to the fuel they use to run them.

Fuel. Ya know, food in human terms. Big and strong doesn’t come without it. Sorry. You can look all you want for other sources. Some equate that Advocare shit with fuel. Nope. Not the same. Sorry. Food. Fuel. One of the first things people ask me or Matt when they meet us is which supplements they should be taking. The best supplement on the planet?

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Food. Meat. Veggies. Fat. No shortcuts, no short changes. Food. It fuels us. Without it we are not performing our best. We leave ourselves open to disease; malnutrition; lethargy; obesity (what?); a revolving door of doctor’s visits; illness; lack of concentration, subpar athletic ability to name a few kickbacks of not fueling your body correctly. Ya know, fun stuff.

Yesterday, I played chauffeur for some friends and took their daughter to her lacrosse game. In the lacrosse world, we say LAX. So you know. Now, I don’t have a clue how this game is played but I did get a crash course of it and though it’s not something I would enjoy (so much running), I can appreciate the athleticism needed to do it well. The other team had maybe five or six girls (I think this is 6-7 graders or something like that so for girls a pretty wide variety of body shapes) who were what one mom next to me called, “overweight bully’s.” Nice job mom, start ’em young.

The funny thing is, these “overweight” girls were built very similar to how I was at that age. Already had a shape, bigger legs, and never again to see a stick figure in the mirror. Ya know what the fun part was? These girls were the best out there. Their weight held strength and their ability to apply force off the ground was noticeable. They were able to blow by the “non-developed” girls with ease as if they were a fly on their forearm. They were the best runners. They were the most athletic. Now, their team lost but I don’t care. These girls are on their way to having a chance to be very good athletes. Yeah overweight bully’s (yes, playing aggressive now is called field bullying. Foking ‘merika.)

Two of them came off the field as we were waiting talking about how hungry they were. Cause, ya know, they were short on fuel. They’d just been running for over an hour and a half and needed to refuel. So awesome.

These girls? Think they avoid fueling their bodies like a 70’s Chevelle?

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ps: sprinters are amazing.

According to Livestrong, sprinters diets are dialed in precisely to be able to take in the calories needed for training (fuel) but without gaining too much body fat. 60% of your daily intake of fuel should be protein and you should consider 1 gram of protein per one pound of body weight. Pretty standard stuff. I get about 200g of protein in through food and protein powder which (right now) is less than 1g per bw but hey, I’m a phat (but really I’m just short.)

Honestly, if you google pretty much any sport where energy is expressed, the diet will be very similar. Fuel first, coming in the form of protein, carbs and some fat (coconut oil FTW.) Here’s a picture of Big Z’s breakfast prior to the squat event in last weeks WSM 2015 in Malaysia (he took second place, foking 3rd atlas stone and injured back. Still though, great job):

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Now, of course we need to apply this to Strongman squatting instead of 6th grade LAX but still, get the picture? Food is fuel. Without it, we are not running at optimum performance. Why would we not want to run at optimum performance?

Why?

To me, breakfast is my most important meal. It’s often the meal you play a game on. I make sure I have oatmeal, milk, and fruit. It’s the fuel you use to hopefully do your best, so eating right is a big part of being a professional athlete. I wish I paid more attention to it earlier in life.

Andrew Luck

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