30 Days

Here’s the dilemma. You’re fat. You’re weak. You’re “fill in whatever negative adjective you believe yourself to be here” AND it’s almost swimsuit season. W!T!F! do I doooooo?

I KNOW, I’LL DO A “CHALLENGE.” Ya know, like what Jillian says I should do. A shit ton of reps with one exercise for 30 days and I’ll wake up fabulous on day 31. Right?

Cuz  the whole January 1st ‘Train for 12 weeks and look like a fitness model’ thing didn’t quite work out for you. Right? Why? Hmmmmm, maybe cuz gimmicks don’t work.

Duh.

Long term programming; long term goals; tweaks here and there as necessary. Solid lifts. Solid food. LONG TERM. If you don’t understand that because you’re new, that’s ok. Find a good coach and get some help. If you REFUSE to understand it because you’re stubborn and still want to eat/lay around/do nothing as you please but want 30 day ABz or SQUATz or whatever the hell you think you’re doing driving your body into the ground? You deserve the results. Have fun with that.

And for those of you deciding to do a 30 day “X” challenge in the middle of your season of sport? HeckYa! That’s the perfect time to fuck yourself up. Go for it.

After all, Jillian endorses it. And she’s a great coach. Right?

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.

Phyllis Diller

Training Log

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About tosabarbell

For training opportunities at tosabarbell, call or text Juli at 320-296-9313. jep6095@gmail.com tosabarbell is a private, home grown gym with three lifting platforms; squat rack; prowlers; throwing implements; bars, bumpers and everything else needed for an effective strength and conditioning program. Straightforward barbell programming including the Olympic lifts; sound (read: not fancy bullshit) diet advance for weight gain or loss; and strong coaching will ensure you will meet your goals such as becoming stronger, more explosive, and better conditioned. Juli has been coaching teams and athletes for over 20 years. She grew up participating in various sports at various levels but was always drawn to those that require strength training. She is a 2-time Master's Amercian Weightlifting Champion and holds six Master's American records. She is a Master's Weightlifting National Champion and holds three National records. She is a Master's Weightlifting World Championships Silver Medalist in 2016. Juli is also a Masters Highland Games World Champion and holds three World Records in the Braemar Stone; Heavy Weight for Distance, and Light Weight for Distance in the 45-49 class. Her 5 years of training and coaching under Mark Rippetoe has honed her coaching skills to be a top choice for you to reach your strength and conditioning goals. Juli will strongly encourage tosabarbell athletes to compete (and prepare you to do so.) However; tosabarbell is also for those who just wish to be stronger and go through life feeling better. Matt WanAt is a retired Professional Strongman who competed frequently with Strongman Champions League in Europe. He played a year of D1 football with Iowa before concentrating on his Chemical Engineering degree in Iowa City. He is a native of Wauwatosa and still remains a staunch supporter of Tosa East. This blog will be a mixture of strength notes, coaching and nutrition tips, personal shit; bacon delicacies, and a whole lot of fun.
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