…Puppy dog tails. What are little boys made of? I remember this poem, growing up. I never figured out what snips and snails meant but the puppy dog tails thing was cute. What are BIG boys made of? Skeleton, musculature, tendons, ligaments, a great belly, and testosterone. Ya know. The beefy cute stuff.
That Bieber kid is Snips and Snails. Along with more Sugar and Spice than he should appreciate but it doesn’t seem to bother him. More and more men have gravitated towards the sugar and spice too.
Anyways. When Bigg went in to get his tendon repaired, we asked the surgeon for pictures. He thought we were joking (the facebook comments may have thrown him off.) But when we were talking after he was done, he said he DID have his nurse take a picture. The funny part was, while he was re-attaching it the first time, it snuck back up on him. Which meant he basically had to start over. This was funny only in that he was completely exhausted after he was done. Working on a person with hard muscle and tendons isn’t his norm and his three hour workout had him looking as if he just PR’d his 20 rep squat.
Pretty cool. I believe we need a new poem to replace the cuteness of old…
What are beefy boys made of?
Beards and Traps;
Belly’s and Lats;
Strength of gods;
Steel like quads;
Hearts of gold;
That’s what beefy boys are made of.