Last Friday seemingly saw the Twinkpocalypse with the request of Hostess Inc. to shut it’s doors. O!M!G! You would think that the world is coming to an end cuz they haz no Twinkies. SRSLY?
By the way America, you have bigger problems as the nearly 18,000 almost out of work workers will tell you.
There were signs across the nation that people were panicked…
…as people were buying up Twinkies in droves.
WELL, hold the phones; calm the panic; Chill T!F! out…the two sides are going back to the table to try to talk things out (can’t we all just get along?)
I can’t remember the last time I had a Twinkie but I do know we have a Twinkie holder around here somewhere the goalie used for her snacks. We’re more of a cupcake/oatmeal pie crew around here.
The fact that ‘Murica went into a tailspin over the loss of a disgusting processed snack is why the world thinks we’re idiots. I’d have to agree. The fact that the pop media loves this sort of shit to deflect attention to real problems (the Economy; Benghazi; Middle East; Anything else) is not surprising…only nauseating.
Keep hope alive fatties…your Twinkies (that were actually never in danger of going anywhere) are showing a little life. Thanks doGs.
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.