So I’m just sitting here minding my own business, eating my pre-workout carbs (Mmmmmm, carbs) and I check a Drudge article about Tom Brady’s stupid outfit for some event.
Slow news day. Silly article but I’m busy enough not to want to get caught up in anything deep right now, so I scroll down and read about silly people doing silly things when this photo catches my eye. Well, maybe not the photo, but the caption underneath it:
Blonde beauties: The star was also seen partying at the event with Toni Garrn,
who looked stunning in a black top and leather skirt.
Uhhhhh, huh? THIS is stunning? This is meth chic, not stunning. Gawd.
The only thing I want to do when I see pictures like this being glorified by the sheep media while eating my carbs is to go squat. So off I go.
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.