So I’m just sitting here minding my own business, eating my pre-workout carbs (Mmmmmm, carbs) and I check a Drudge article about Tom Brady’s stupid outfit for some event.
Slow news day. Silly article but I’m busy enough not to want to get caught up in anything deep right now, so I scroll down and read about silly people doing silly things when this photo catches my eye. Well, maybe not the photo, but the caption underneath it:
Blonde beauties: The star was also seen partying at the event with Toni Garrn,
who looked stunning in a black top and leather skirt.
Uhhhhh, huh? THIS is stunning? This is meth chic, not stunning. Gawd.
The only thing I want to do when I see pictures like this being glorified by the sheep media while eating my carbs is to go squat. So off I go.
She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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I have been coaching teams and athletes for over 30 years. I grew up participating in various sports at various levels but was always drawn to those that require strength training. I have multiple local, national, and world records in the sports of Weightlifting and Highland Games Heavy Events as well as a combined total of 5 World Championships. My 5 years of training and coaching under Mark Rippetoe provided a wide range of influence from some of the top strength & conditioning and throwing coaches in the country. I will strongly encourage tosabarbell athletes to compete (and prepare you to do so.) However, tosabarbell is also for those who wish to be stronger and go through life feeling better.
Matt WanAt is a retired Professional Strongman who competed frequently with Strongman Champions League in Europe. He played a year of D1 football with Iowa before concentrating on his Chemical Engineering degree in Iowa City. He is a native of Wauwatosa and still remains a staunch supporter of Tosa East.
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