Monday Bacon: Not Summer

Minnesota Wild shared a link.
After a summer filled with excitement, we’re ready to drop the puck! “

Really, the only thing I have to say aboot the NHL Lockout is F.U. All of them. The ONE year I finally get the NHL network and these douchenozzles decide not to play. Fine. You’re back. Wa.Hoo.
The problem I have is that all over the interwebz, the NHL and individual teams are pretending that we’re not 2/3’s into the season. As demonstrated by the above Facebook status by the Minnesota Wild. After a summer filled with…F.U. It’s January 21st. Summer has been over for quite a while. We all know it. The fact that you want to pretend something different and sell it to us is something we get quite enough from our current President, thankuverymuch. F.U.
The icing on the cake was while we were glancing at the Bruins/Rangers game and the goalie save was instantly labeled, “the save of the season.” Again, F.U. The season is about 20 minutes old. We all know it, just because you don’t want to admit it doesn’t make it reality.
Fuckin El.
Anyways.
We’ve been enjoying the #1 Gophers hockey team this season. So ya, hockey never left. But one last time NHL…F.U.
I hope I can do a better job than Mr. Bettman.
Bobby Hull
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Friday Jams

OK Go, This Too Shall Pass. 

We watched this last weekend with our Texas friends on their big screen. It’s fun and has the Notre Dame marching band in it. Awesome.

I’m also fond of the song. Growing up, whenever hard times would hit, my Dad (Pastor John) would say, “Just remember Jules, this too shall pass.”  He said it enough that a few times I wasn’t very receptive to it. Heh. If this video would have been around, it would’ve helped. I’d get the words AND fun music. Kids today are lucky.

Enjoy the weekend.

“… There’s no such thing as a good gun. There’s no such thing as a bad gun. A gun in the hands of a bad man is a very dangerous thing. A gun in the hands of a good person is no danger to anyone except the bad guys. …”

Charlton Heston

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The Viking

I HEARD a voice, that cried,
“Balder the Beautiful
Is dead, is dead!”
And through the misty air
Passed like the mournful cry
Of sunward sailing cranes.

I saw the pallid corpse
Of the dead sun
Borne through the Northern sky.
Blasts from Niffelheim
Lifted the sheeted mists
Around him as he passed.

And the voice forever cried,
“Balder the Beautiful
Is dead, is dead!”
And died away
Through the dreary night,
In accents of despair.

Balder the Beautiful,
God of the summer sun,
Fairest of all the Gods!
Light from his forehead beamed,
Runes were upon his tongue,
As on the warrior’s sword.

All things in earth and air
Bound were by magic spell
Never to do him harm;
Even the plants and stones;
All save the mistletoe,
The sacred mistletoe!

Hoeder, the blind old God,
Whose feet are shod with silence,
Pierced through that gentle breast
With his sharp spear, by fraud,
Made of the mistletoe!
The accursed mistletoe!

They laid him in his ship,
With horse and harness,
As on a funeral pyre.
Odin placed
A ring upon his finger,
And whispered in his ear.

They launched the burning ship!
It floated far away
Over the misty sea,
Till like the sun it seemed,
Sinking beneath the waves.
Balder returned no more!

So perish the old Gods!
But out of the sea of Time
Rises a new land of song,
Fairer than the old.
Over its meadows green
Walk the young bards and sing.

Build it again,
O ye bards,
Fairer than before;
Ye fathers of the new race,
Feed upon morning dew,
Sing the new Song of Love!

The law of force is dead!
The law of love prevails!
Thor, the thunderer,
Shall rule the earth no more,
No more, with threats,
Challenge the meek Christ.

Sing no more,
O ye bards of the North,
Of Vikings and of Jarls!
Of the days of Eld
Preserve the freedom only,
Not the deeds of blood!

Tegner’s Drapa

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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Beating Heart

During her opening match at the Australian Open (which she dominated), Serena Williams slightly rolled her ankle. Crap.

When asked the brilliantly idiotic question on whether or not she’ll still compete, she says, My heart’s beating, I’m alive, I’ll be fine.‘ See, Serena, and other elite athletes such as her took the YBF meds years ago when they began their journey to be the best. Awesome.

Of course, the commentators had to get a dig in there on her “extremely large frame” being a hindrance as someone who may be lighter could take an injury like that more in stride. The stupidity of sportscasters is astounding. Bigger+Stronger=disadvantage? Clearly it’s held Serena back all these years. Poor girl.

#douchenozzles.

As a spectator and a fan, I hope the injury isn’t too bad. Time will tell.

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and Profanity.

Gordie Howe

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