Strongest

It’s a big week in the Strongman world as the preliminary events for the Worlds Strongest Man get underway in Los Angeles. The pre-game talk has been slightly interesting to read. The usual trash talk on strength boards all over the internet; predictions on overall winner; basic silliness by people who sit in their basement and hit the bench every couple of days.

Everyone has their favorite picked out and I expect to read a lot of Monday morning quarterback reports during the two week competition. Oh well, that’s what makes the world go ’round I guess. I have a few favorites too, but I’ll keep those to myself. For now.

The WSM organization attempts to keep results close to the vest to (I believe) bolster television ratings when the competition is aired later this year. The trouble with this, obviously, is that we live in the land of the interwebz. Which means if you’re waiting to hear how the athletes are doing, you try friend as many people on facebook who are in L.A. taking pictures and posting updates. Heh.

The groupings and events are posted here. The athletes and their families are not allowed to post results of any sort but some pretty fun pictures have come out of their pre-game fun.

Bigg’s pal, Akos Nagy, seems to be taking it all in…

Photo: Az egyetlen híresség a Hollywood Boulevardon akinek nem a földön van a csillaga az Muhammad Ali!

Brian Shaw is quick to lay to rest any questions on whether he’s ready to compete again after his biceps tear at The Arnold last spring…

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Here’s wishing all the competitors a meet that displays their hard work and preparation. One where they all walk away intact and as healthy as possible. And a week or two of soaking in the awesome that surrounds them.

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Friday Jams…ode to the Hungarians

Franz Liszt. Born in the Kingdom of Hungary and we tend to love the Hungarians.

Like these two…

And on that note. We want to wish strength and success to our 3rd favorite Hungarian, Akos Nagy, as he makes his way to the States to begin competition at the World’s Strongest Man next week.

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Snips and Snails…

…Puppy dog tails. What are little boys made of?  I remember this poem, growing up. I never figured out what snips and snails meant but the puppy dog tails thing was cute. What are BIG boys made of? Skeleton, musculature, tendons, ligaments, a great belly, and testosterone. Ya know. The beefy cute stuff.

That Bieber kid is Snips and Snails. Along with more Sugar and Spice than he should appreciate but it doesn’t seem to bother him. More and more men have gravitated towards the sugar and spice too.

Anyways. When Bigg went in to get his tendon repaired, we asked the surgeon for pictures. He thought we were joking (the facebook comments may have thrown him off.) But when we were talking after he was done, he said he DID have his nurse take a picture. The funny part was, while he was re-attaching it the first time, it snuck back up on him. Which meant he basically had to start over. This was funny only in that he was completely exhausted after he was done. Working on a person with hard muscle and tendons isn’t his norm and his three hour workout had him looking as if he just PR’d his 20 rep squat.

Pretty cool. I believe we need a new poem to replace the cuteness of old…

What are beefy boys made of?

Beards and Traps;

Belly’s and Lats;

Strength of gods;

Steel like quads;

Hearts of gold;

Male, uncontrolled.

That’s what beefy boys are made of.

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Ahoy!

Bigg and Oz have been waiting for this day for quite some time. Yes, it’s the international Talk Like a Pirate Day. And in all actuality, it’s  Bigg whose been the most excited about it. He didn’t disappoint this morning.

What’s really fun, is that this is an actual day. Two guys playing racquetball decided to ham it up in the court and started screaming insults at each other in ‘pirate speak.’ The story is pretty funny.

Pirates, and pirating in general, have taken a hit in the recent past due to Somali pirates. So I’m extra thankful, on this day of pirate celebration, for Johnny Depp and his portrayal of Capt’n Jack so we can feel warm and fuzzy about the fun of real pirates.

Don’t know how to speak Pirate? Don’t be a rum fellow, start here

Anyways, my favorite Pirate of late is Blackbeard. You take Swearengen from Deadwood and have him talk Pirate? Golden!

We’ll celebrate the day by annoying those around us, cooking up some pirate grub tonight, and what else? Drink Rum!!!!!

“Damnation seize my soul if I give you quarters, or take any from you.” Blackbeard

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