Yesterday, we talked about the map labeling ‘sconsin peeps as fatties and Packer fans. Heh. This got me and the Bigg guy talking. If we ate with reckless abandon, not giving one shit how the food we eat affects our health; just eating what tastes yummy; or makes us happy; or however else we’ve allowed food to control our lives…here’s our list:
Grilled Cheese Sammiches (yes, it’s #1 for a reason.)
Dairy Queen (all of it.)
Pancakes/French Toast/Waffles (basically anything that serves as the vehicle to eat syrup by the bucketfull)
Chocolate Chip cookies (oooooooh, I miss cookies.)
Biscuits and Gravy (ooooooooh, the bigg guy misses Biscuits and Gravy.)
Fettuccine Alfredo (thick and gooey with garlic bread. NomNomNom)
PB&J sammiches on white Wonder bread.
Starbucks coffee shakes (that was the Bigg guy, I think they’re nasty.)
Red Lobster (again, Bigg guy. Yuck)
Peanut Butter toast with lots of butter. (When I’m feeling completely run down and have recognized that I haven’t rewarded myself in any way with something scrumptious, this is my go to.)
Breakfast pastries (European food. What happens in Lithuania, stays in Lithuania.)
Donuts (all of them)/Baked Goods/Kringle
S’mores (we make smores like this…)
Little Debbie snack cakes and Nutty Bars
Carbonated Sugar Drinks
Dessert: French Silk Pie and Carrot Cake
Potato Chips: Sour Cream and Onion Pringles and Nacho Cheese Doritos
Bologna sammiches with Kraft cheese like substance slices on white bread with Mayo (ahhhhhh, memories of college.)
There has to be more but this is a good start to the list.
Psssst…if these items are regulars on your diet…you eat like crap and probably haven’t really tasted food in years. We’re sad for you.
What’s wrong with extreme dieting and hard-core fitness plans is that they don’t take into account the rest of your life.