Mom! I’m Ok!!!

From near tragedy to endearing with the swiftness only The Facebook can produce.

There are two decent commercial gyms in our immediate area to lift at if you’re not lucky to have a garage full of iron and platforms; Animal House gym (my favorite) and Brickyard Gym. Both have owners who are awesome, John at AH and Kenny at the Brickyard. Both have a large clientele of Powerlifters; Body Builders; normal folks of all ages; and silly people. The silly people at the Brickyard are the reason I don’t go there. The screaming and grunting and not cleaning up after yourself type atmosphere doesn’t fit my style but many of the people there are so awesome and I always enjoy seeing them around town. John over at Animal House runs a pretty tight ship and is able to have (and enforce) rules while still giving lots of space to each person training.

For the most part, respect is given at each place and in fact it’s very common for our strong friends to post training videos or updates from either gym in any given week. We’re spoiled that way. When the throwing season is over, I’ll be back at AH at least once a week for some Lat Pulldowns and whatever else fun machine helped get me set up for this season.

Anyways.

Yesterday’s training video came out of the Brickyard by our friend Eric. Eric is a Milwaukee cop, a very strong Milwaukee cop. He’s tons of fun, a very sweet man, and a lifter at last spring’s Relentless meet up in Minnesooota. He’s trying out different stances and such with a new lifting suit and decided to squat 605# a couple of times. Due to his wide stance, he wasn’t able to squat in the rack so three very brave spotters stepped up to the plate and helped him out. BTW, no, I’m not posting the video. I don’t want to read any moronic comments about spotters not doing their jobs.

The first rep was fine. Strong and though a bit high, Eric knows it and knows why. The second rep found the bar sliding a little too far down Eric’s back and as his right knee shifted in towards the bottom, the lift was lost and Eric crumpled under the load. You can see the side spotters try to grab at the bar (thank god they didn’t, idiots) and the rear spot try to get the hellz out of the way. Here’s the after picture of the poor guy, taken from Eric’s FB…

Of course the immediate reaction by silly people were that the spotters didn’t do their jobs. SRSLY? Recap. A spotters job is to AID A MISSED ATTEMPT, not to dive in and grab a bar from a lifter who’s bailed. Duh. Now, lifters bail out of attempts for various reasons and I wasn’t there so I trust it was something dire since Eric is a seasoned veteran. As 605# came crashing down (rather suddenly and quickly I might add), the only option is to get the flying fok out of the way. I’m assuming these guys will think long and hard about spotting in this type situation again but the important part is that no one was hurt seriously in what could have been a pretty messy outcome. As it is, the bar crashing to the floor and four bodies strewn about looked far more dramatic than it was. Thank goodness.

The best part of this entire post? One of the last comments from Eric who first tagged a woman’s name (with his last name so safe to assume it’s a relative) and the words, ‘Mom!! I’m ok!!!!!’ It was adorable. See, no matter how old our kids get, we worry. My Zac posts pictures of himself at work over four stories high and it makes me want to throw up. He’s always sure to send a text or make a comment of “I’m ok Ma” so I won’t worry. Good boys.

At the end of the day, it’s good to have someone to go to that no matter how silly we are we can say, ‘hey, I’m ok.’

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

Mark Twain

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The Slutification of WW

Some of my happiest childhood memories revolve around Cabin time. The nearly 4 hour trek from Minneapolis to Grand Rapids with seemingly half of all other Minnesotans on Hwy 169 every Memorial Day weekend meant the kick off of summer. Oh sure, that first weekend was a working weekend. Open up the cabin; do all the dishes in case we had mice visitors over the winter; scrub; mow; rake; laundry; etc. It also meant taking a bath in the crystal clear waters of Lake Pokegama who’s ice melted away a few short weeks ago, if we were lucky. Think ice baths are fun? Thing again.

Cabin time also meant a stop at Patterson’s bait shop for a few perishable groceries and if I were a good girl? Comic books. Cabin time was the only place we afforded such silly things and I looked forward to it all year. I had stacks of them and of course my favorite? Wonder Woman. Duh.

See, even back then when I was a skinny 9 year old (yes, that’s the last time I was skinny), I knew that a strong looking woman was what I wanted to be. Thick legs that could leap anywhere; strong upper body that could lasso a whole pile of bad guys; cool stuff. When the television show came out, I was hooked. Lynda Carter, although not muscular enough in my opinion, brought my comic book hero to life. Strong; determined; a clear sense of right and wrong; fair; reasonable; with great hair and an even greater smile. And to top it all off? I guess she looked pretty good doing it all too, I dunno. I wasn’t paying attention to that. I just knew that it would be so nice to be ‘that good.’ To live each day to your principals; to be strong; to help others. She was the best.

Through all the years, the drawings of Wonder Woman have been fairly consistent. Always strong; always fierce. Some artists give her obnoxious boob jobs, whatev. But stuff like this? This has nothing to do with Wonder Woman…

By the way, squats didn’t build that ass, a pencil did. Anyways.

See, Wonder Woman isn’t T&A. At least to me I guess. She was, and is, the culmination of everything good about a person in the force of a strong woman who yes, looks good. Porn star? Nope. Sorry boys. That wasn’t really the lesson. But if you’re someone who needs slutty pictures of role models, well, have at it. Your life is sadder than most.  At the end of the day, it has nothing to do with Wonder Woman’s place in the world. Smart people know that.

Hopefully.

Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she’s not invisible. I don’t get it.

Megan Fox

…No Megan, you don’t get it.

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Monday Bacon: Having Fun.

I’ve written before about my time in Texas. I was sleep deprived, money deprived, with no deprivation of stress. But there was a lot of fun and good friendships in Texas too. We were hanging out yesterday morning and watching silly YouTube videos when I came across an oldie, but a goodie.

Having a friend like Gant made life a bit easier down south. Gant is an all around Renaissance man and always up for a silly video.

OH! Even though I had a heads up that Alan was going to be pulling us over at some point, when he stepped out of his car with a ginormous, pink and sprinkle frosted donut, I lost it. That’s good stuff right there.

So don’t forget to have fun. At the end of the day, those are the memories we want to last.

That’s the object of going to a gym, having fun.

Joe Gold

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Friday Jams

Madge turns 55 today and she’s still rockin’ it. This was one of the videos that launched a career; a fashion trend; and many parents wondering what their world has come to that their kids listen to this crap. (Ok, that may have been just my parents.)

Hear how high her voice is? Funny. Say what you want, she’s aged well. I thought she kicked Superbowl arse two years ago (at least she didn’t cause a power outage anyway.)  She owns who she is, weirdness and all, and seems content to just live her life. Her way. Respect.

So Happy Birthday Madonna. Thanks for the music.

Best of luck also to the World’s Strongest as they begin competition over in China. The updates from Lauren Hollands have been hilarious and she’s included some very nice pictures over the last few days. Strength and health to her man, Terry;  our pal Loz; Z (my fav); our local fav Brian Shaw; our Hungarian favorite, Akos; and the rest of the men. And for dogsakes, some one bring something normal for Lauren to eat. She’s starving over there. Heh.

Enjoy the Weekend.

I never had a rivalry with Madonna. You don’t knock another sister; ever. There’s room for everybody on this planet; you don’t have to be like anyone else.

Cyndi Lauper

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