Monday Bacon: Glory Days

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I saw an interview on the television yesterday with Brett Farve where he said he asked Reggie White what he misses most about the NFL in retirement. His answer? The glory? The perks? The ProBowl after ProBowl? Nope. The guys.

He missed the guys.

This weekend we trekked down (or over, I’d have to look at a map but I’m pretty sure we went south so I’ll say down) to Iowa City, IA for the Hawkeye/Badger football game. Bigg’s sister and brother-in-law both on faculty as Doctors right across the road from the Stadium so she got us great tickets and we had an absolute blast. We tailgated inside their adorable rental house. I say ‘inside’ because the landlords rent out the backyard to one group for tailgating; the front yard to another; and the driveway to yet ANOTHER group! They even provide a port-o-potty. Yup, Dr. Kari has a Port-O-Potty right outside her kitchen window. When she expressed mixed feelings about it, a local friend said, “You’ll appreciate it. The people are going to go, no matter what.”  Good point.

Anyways. It was a partial family affair and and we had so much fun from start to finish. Kari had breakfast and Bloody’s for us and Chili for afterwards. We pretty much hung out on the 3 season porch since the grey day was still in the high 40’s and the house was overtaken by terrorists; I mean little kids screaming and watching cartoons. Heh. Matt and his youngest sister, Alli were talking about their Dad’s stories of his four years playing on the Offensive line at Iowa in the late 60’s to early 70’s. His Glory days.

And guess what he talks about most? The guys.

Their antics; their fun; all of it.

We then talked about the pudgy 20-30  year old’s who talk about THEIR glory days. Ya know, the High School football guys.Those who find out most of my days are spent in the gym and feel obliged to say, “Ya I have a football background but now have been into MMA so I’m focused on that now.” Usually without looking me in the eye until I say, ‘Cool, when’s your next match?’ Which automatically get a “Wellll, I’ve been dealing with this injury for a while now so I’m just doing light stuff in the gym.” Yawn.

Dude, you know I know you don’t even train or attempt to enter a gym that doesn’t hand out Pizza. Let’s just talk about the weather and be done with it.

See, there’s a difference between living in your past and talking about your Glory Days. For one, to continue the example of Hawkeye (when Matt’s sister started having kids she asked their folks what they wanted to be called if Grandma and Grandpa were off the table. Mom-in-law is Nana and Dad-in-law said, “Hawkeye.” So he’s Hawkeye which is pretty awesome) not living in his glory days, he still does stuff. Last summer he rode the Ragbrai bike ride across Iowa with his teammates from IA that he is still close to. It was awesome. It sounded like a bike pub crawl only was really hard…and really fun. They’re already in the planning stage of 2015.

It’s a common theme that I’ve noticed among athletes who are still competing/participating into their silver years. They’ll talk about the fun of the past if you ask them, but aren’t hung up on it. Cuz they’re still going. I love that. OH! He also wants to throw next spring. He’d do great but I wish he’d just go get two new knee’s and be done with it. He’d move better. But he’s still strong and athletic, hopefully always will be and will be a great thrower.

I like the idea of having glory days to appreciate. Hard work, tons of fun, crazy stories. We should all have crazy stories by the time we get into our silver years. FoShizzle. Looking back with fondness, I like that.

OH BY THE WAY, here’s another perk to not laying around living your life in your past or through other people. You don’t care about what happens each Gameday. I’ve been struck this season by people who take this little game of football so seriously in their lives, they’ll actually try to pick a fight with an unknown female sitting in a bar wearing purple instead of blue and orange after the team your cheer for had already beat the purple team.

I find that weird. See, when people of all ages want to trash talk a team I’m cheering for, I just simply remind them I don’t play for the team. Nothing vested. I have a weightlifting meet in two weeks, wanna trash talk me on that? Cuz that’s something I actually care about so will engage.

When we told Hawkeye about the time Matt nearly had to get rough with this guy for not leaving me alone last week, he laughed and said, ‘This guy knows nothing about football if he isn’t humble about a Bears win.’ 

Hawkeye really is a cool father in law. Lucky me.

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I looked down at the field on some point on Saturday and wondered what stories those players will tell 20 and 30 years from now about their glory days of college football. I hope they’re filled with appreciation…and evil pranks. I hope.

Showing off is the fool’s idea of  Glory.

Bruce Lee

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Friday Jams: Ballet

I’ve heard many times (have said it too) that when watching a well executed lift; or throw; or team play come together that the act is like a Ballet. Huh, it got me thinking, how many of us use Ballet as the measuring stick of athletic beauty? Or maybe it’s just me. But it’s my blog, so today?

Ballet.

 

I have always been in awe of Baryshnikov. When I was young and stupid boys would make fun of a “man in tights jumping around” I would honestly be confused how they did not see the beauty in him.  I’m guessing those stupid boys either turned into stupid men who never competed at anything or actually grew up and found respect for such amazing feats. Dunno. Don’t care. I adore him.

The first time I saw The Four Little Swans performed live, I almost cried. To this day, I am unable to distinguish four separate ballerinas. They move so effortlessly together as one it’s thrilling for me to watch. Hearing the wooden stomps of their toe shoe tips, every move carefully executed from their necks to their finger tips. Amazing.

 

Today is for beauty. And awe. And amazing things we get to enjoy.

Enjoy the weekend.

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

Jesse Ventura

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Location, Location, Location (Pt. 2)

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One of the funniest things I hear (often) when giving a quick cue to someone either in the gym or on the field and they execute a lift or throw better, is when a partner or spouse says, “Geez, it’s not like I’VE never told you that before!” Heehee. Usually it’s just a matter of saying it in a way that makes sense; could be a timing thing; could be a girl thing. Dunno. All I know is there are times you are in a certain situation where a cue hits home and your lifts or throws start to take off.

Hungary was one of those times for me. I’ve mentioned it before but being able to train under the watchful eye of World Champion Akos’ Nagy was one of the greatest thrills of my sport days. It occurred to me at some point of the evening that this was one of the first times I’ve ever been encouraged for my Olympic lifts (Tommy Suggs was a huge encouragement to me not only in my lifting, but in all life during very dark days. I will be forever grateful to him.) The trouble was, Tommy was an infrequent visitor and for some reason I guess I was able to hear criticism over encouragement.

But here I am, in Cheeseville and strolling along this thing we call life in a much better situation than I’d been in years. For the most part, I’d been staying away from the Olympic lifts. My left heel is still, well, healing (heehee) from a throwing season of blocks and the added pounding on it was avoided so that walking was more fun than it’s been for a couple of months. Due to stretching from the hot yoga and just time away from the field, it’s been feeling good enough that I thought I’d give the lifts a try.

I warmed up with the power snatch to an easy 45kg and moved on to some power cleans. Things were clipping along nicely so I went to one at 80kg which was actually easier than the 75kg before. Huh. Cool lifts without even training them.

Now, for me, here’s the interesting thing. I never came close to power cleaning 70kg down in Texas. I dunno why. Tired; not great training; constant stress, but really it’s okay for me to admit that it just wasn’t the place for me. There are things I’m very good at in the gym and things I’m not good at and constant failure didn’t suit me well. It carried over to (I’m sure) everything I touched and though I’m thankful for so many relationships that still stand today and for the lessons learned, I’m equally as happy to be right where I am.

I quickly took a look at last years numbers for the Masters Nationals in my class and guess what? Just my Saturday morning training (minus quitting my snatch a bit early) would have placed me very well. Huh. Maybe I wasn’t such a useless Olympic lifter after all? Maybe location + some very appreciated high praise from a Hungarian World Champion at the right time can help me remember the positive words Tommy Suggs would say to me over and over.

Because ya know what? Sometimes I don’t always need to hear what I’m doing right, I just don’t need to hear each day everything I’m doing wrong. OH HEY! Here’s something funny. According to my numbers, the woman who would have beat me at World Championships this past September is from…

Hungary. How’s that for irony.

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Akos’, Gamesminion, and Matt at one of the greatest meals of my life.

So I’ll put off the off season 10×10’s for a couple of weeks and hit a meet. My goal will be to get a qualifying total for 2015 big meets and keep a close eye on registrations (Masters Nationals are already full in April.) Bummer. But that’s okay. Getting a spark to lift is fun for me. Keep up with the Games plan, just add some fun in there too with the Olympic lifts.

Game on!

People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily. 

Zig Ziglar

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The Facebook STFU! Gameboard

I had meant to make a FB post yesterday morning when I got up with our little girl dog that says something along the lines of, “Gee, I hope I see a FB post with shitty lifts, burpees, or a political fight today.” This sparked a fun conversation on playing some type of FB Bingo game each day. Sooooo, here ya go!

STFU! Game Board (download your own. I struggled even getting this far.)

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Here’s how it works, anytime you see or read anything on the board, you get to place your token (use whatever you have for tokens; pennies, tic-tac’s, d-bol capsule) on the board. Once you have a STFU! down, across, or diagonal, you win! Shout that shit out too.

Here’s how I came up with the squares.

S for SHUT.

1. Srsly, just squat. Shut up and squat. Don’t care how, pick a bar placement and do it justice.

2. You live where it snows. It snowed last year, it snowed the year before and it likely snowed at some point each winter before that. SHUT it! It’ll snow again, it’s winter.

3. I dunno, maybe Christmas displays are going out earlier each year. I don’t think they are but really, who cares? Just go get your Jack and Coke and diapers at Target and ignore the Christmas tree’s. Really.

4. Politics. So yawn.

5. Challenges. Gawd. Just declare and STFU. You don’t need someone to challenge you, just do it. And I don’t give a care what “day” it is in the challenge. No one real talks like that, knock it off.

T for THE.

1. Okay look, it’s all cool that your 18+ year old is moving away from home and poor mommy but my gawd! There are parents you probably KNOW who’s kids no longer walk this earth. SHUT UP!

2. Lawd I’m tired of you GF folks. Now, if you truly need GF then go ahead and eat GF shit like pancakes and cookies and bread and pasta and cake. But it’s still shit. Sorry I’m not sorry. Just shut up and eat your cookie. We do.

3. Calling out terrible parents on the FB. Hey ya know what? If you’re a parent there will be some point you’ll fail. We all do. Some more horrifically than others. So what. I was at Target a few weeks ago where some F.C. busybody called the police on another mother. Yes, it happened. I had to leave before getting physical with Ms. busybody with her baby in a 100+ dollar stroller. See, some of us parents struggled at some time and we may have made poor decisions in desperate moments that we just “got” through. Ya know what you could have done instead of call the police you FFC, you could have lent a hand. Since you had two free. Instead you got the police involved in someone else’s life you piece of shit. Anyways.

4. Bathroom selfies. Please. Stop.

5. All of these surveys saying who you would actually be if you were interesting. You’re you. If you don’t like it, get off the computer and make yourself interesting. Cuz you’re stuck with you. Duh.

F for FUCK.

1. Bound to see four by 7am.

2. Bound to see four by 5pm.

3.  Free FU. You’re welcome.

4. Hopefully see at least one where someone tears a tendon or breaks their face on an epic fail during the day.

5. These. Holy shit we’re gullible. You actually click on something that challenges you’re a complete cold hearted ass if you don’t cry. Hey, ya know what makes me cry? When bad things happen to me or someone I love. Sometimes even when good things happen to me or someone I love. Or when I step on a Lego. That hurts really bad. See, I don’t wanna cry every day so I won’t click on some stupid melodramatic video with equally melodramatic music.

UP for what we need more of.

1. Whenever someone takes The Onion seriously and gets on the FB it’s like Christmas. Thank you Moron, you’re a moron.

2. Uhhhhhh, baby panda videos. They’re awesome.

3. Have you seen the pillow fight prank video? This guy walks around with two pillows, throws one at an innocent victim and proceeds to start a pillow fight with the unsuspecting dude or dudette. One of the funniest things I’ve seen on the internet in a long time.

4. Amazing lifts coming out of Kazakhstan. Very cool.

5. Cool food and drinks. Yes please.

! for filler. Heh.

1. Who doesn’t love a good pet picture. Especially if it’s a pet pig.

2. Mark you space if you get a video from Gant, Jim, or Dave cuz it’ll be hilarious.

3. First, mark your space if you’ve seen Kim K’s fat, photo shopped ass and then stop looking at it.

4. You should all have a mint on this space by now.

5. These people freak me out, much like how Clowns freak other people out. I don’t want to see that shit even if it’s at the expense of winning for the day.

And there ya go. Game on folks. If you can tell me how to take a Word Doc and put it into a jpeg so I can just post it pretty, I’ll change it. If not, you’re left to have to click and print. I’m witty and bitchy, not computer brilliant. Deal.

Some people die at 25 and aren’t buried until 75.

Benjamin Franklin

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