Tourney Time

Yesterday was the kick-off of the Minnesota Boys’ State High school hockey tournament. Arguably the best four days of high school hockey in the country. It is the weekend that little boys dream of, because you can be sure since they were old enough to lace the skates, they were told stories of the Tourney.

The first tournament was played in 1945 and in a very bold move, the MSHSL split the tourney into two classes in 1994.  In the 2006 tournament, the average attendance per game was 18,000 people. It’s the big daddy of high school sports tournaments (yes, bigger than Texas football) and a treat if you can score a ticket. Years ago, there were a few teams in the A class that I wanted to see and pulling my goalie girl out of school for a few days to head to St. Paul wasn’t even questioned.

Some schools are literally known as hockey royalty. Bloomington Jefferson; Duluth East; Edina; Hill Murray; Roseau; St. Paul Johnson and Warroad to name a few. I can not even imagine the pressure playing for or parenting a player on one of these teams. Our little middle of the cornfield town association had more politics than I was able to handle, a big named team? UffDa!

Heros are born in every tournament. A good game, played with all the passion and intensity High School pride can supply, is one of the most entertaining hockey games you’ll ever see.

Our little girls made it to the tournament during Zandra’s last year on the team.  Even though it was a very rocky season for her, she soaked in the pomp and circumstance and had a blast. Their first game was against the soon to be state champs. The Roseau Rams are also hockey royalty and that first draw was the kiss of death for our gals. The back up goalie started the game and after letting in 8 goals the coach finally put in Za. Funny though, the news story was the shellacking the Rams gave our Lil tigers and the three goals scored on my girl were the highlights shown. True story. It was pretty lulz. At least she got on the news. Heh.

But the boys tourney? That’s over 60 years of tradition. There are certain rules that were set while watching as a lil tyke with my mom being raised on the Iron Range…

A. Always cheer for Grand Rapids

2. If GR was not in the tourney, always cheer for an up north team.

III. NEVER cheer for a private school. Fuck private schools and their money.

3. Moorhead is technically North Dakota, don’t cheer for them.

IV. Even though we hate hockey dynasties, it’s ok to cheer for Bloomington Jefferson because the Beattie boys (cabin neighbors) played for them.

And the best tourney time rule of all?

All regular chores will be waived and homework will not be given during the Boys Tournament. Fact.

So good luck to all; for those who will only play a game or two, soak it in; for those with a chance to win it all, win with class. And for the goalie parents? Bring flasks…lots of flasks.

You’re playing worse and worse and right now you’re playing like it’s next month.

Herb Brooks

Training Log

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Back Cracks

I’ve talked about how important it is to me that I take care of my back. What I failed to mention last time is that I have a cousin in Madison who’s Chiropractic business has been going strong for over a decade. She’s worked with many powerlifters and even her receptionist has a hubby who is a competitive bodybuilder. Moral of the story, she knows her stuff and understands all the work we do that can help us keep a strong back and in a flash, mess us up enough to be miserable.

I took a little roadtrip last week so I could have lunch with Cousin Stacy AND get cracked by Dr. Shropshire. And crack me she did. After taking a couple of x-rays to make sure things looked relatively good (they did), she got me on the table and went to work. She’s magic. I counted at least 8 good cracks before she even got to my neck! I felt like I could finally relax, it was glorious.

OH! Her best line of the appointment? “You have really good posture but your shoulders have a round to them, do you work on your upper body a lot?” Uhhhhhhh, yeah. Lots. Heh. If you’re in the Madison area and your back needs some good cracks, call her…she’s your gal. She’s at HealthSource of Fitchburg; Dr. Stacy Shropshire; 608-274-3809.

Shut the fuck up Donny.

Walter Sobchak

Training Log

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Public

I’ve never had a public training log before. Mostly because what I do is for me to be stronger, feel better, or works towards a competition. To open myself up to comparison or criticism by making my journey public isn’t something I’ve wanted to do. Until now.

I’ve watched training logs closely on the NASGA Forum.  Though I haven’t caught a ladies log, the men seem to be pretty respectful and at times, downright hilarious. People seem pretty honest and the administrators keep the trolling down considerably. So I started my log yesterday and away we go.

My goals are to honestly state my training and respectfully listen to any feedback given. But it makes me nervous. I’ve always equated public training logs for real athletes or attention whores and I haven’t seen myself as either.  But so be it.  If you promise to be nice, you can view it here.

Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas.

Joseph Stalin

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Monday Bacon: Game Face

For the record, I do not like my game face. It looks very crabby and I do something with my chin which causes me to look like a baby Shar Pei. Bleh. I’ve had some good yuks with my lifter Katy down in Texas about her game face. A normally cheery gal with a gallon sized smile, it all goes out the window on the platform…

One of my all time favorite game faces comes from weightlifter Melanie Roach…

I mean, srsly, you’re smack dab in the middle of a heavy clean and you’re still smiling? That’s talent. Bigg has a pretty focused game face but last year he said he wanted to be a bit more dialed in prior to the start of the competition which produced this introduction game face in Gibraltar…

Very Bullocky. Understanding a game face isn’t hard. We put it on during game time. Some are fierce, some are friendly, some are ugly *coughMEcough*.

I’ve come to appreciate body builder’s game faces these last few years. They are twisting and contracting and still need to make their face look soft and relaxed. What is, I believe, misunderstood in the world is that a complete picture like this…

…is a game face picture. These types of images usually follow when women or men rant that women don’t want to strength train and get big and bulky (cuz they’d turn out exactly like this right? Dumbasses.) Folks, this is a game face. These images, whether on stage or in a photo shoot, are not how these people look walking around in the world. Because we don’t walk around the world in our game face. They’ve trained, dieted, and dehydrated for this look and it quickly goes away after the competition. Duh.

Lidia Valentin Perez’s game face is one of the best. Fierce, but cool. That’s what I aim for and fail. Every time.

Show me a good and gracious loser and I’ll show you a failure.

Knute Rockne

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