Off Again, On Again…

Last Friday seemingly saw the Twinkpocalypse with the request of Hostess Inc. to shut it’s doors. O!M!G! You would think that the world is coming to an end cuz they haz no Twinkies. SRSLY?

By the way America, you have bigger problems as the nearly 18,000 almost out of work workers will tell you.

Anyways.

There were signs across the nation that people were panicked…

…as people were buying up Twinkies in droves.

WELL, hold the phones; calm the panic; Chill T!F! out…the two sides are going back to the table to try to talk things out (can’t we all just get along?)

I can’t remember the last time I had a Twinkie but I do know we have a Twinkie holder around here somewhere the goalie used for her snacks. We’re more of a cupcake/oatmeal pie crew around here.

The fact that ‘Murica went into a tailspin over the loss of a disgusting processed snack is why the world thinks we’re idiots. I’d have to agree. The fact that the pop media loves this sort of shit to deflect attention to real problems (the Economy; Benghazi; Middle East; Anything else) is not surprising…only nauseating.

Keep hope alive fatties…your Twinkies (that were actually never in danger of going anywhere) are showing a little life. Thanks doGs.

 

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

H.L. Mencken

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Monday Bacon: Jammie Pants

Want your own Bacon Jammy Pants to manipulate your family members? Here they are: http://pocketalchemy.ca/2012/10/pointy-things-and-bacon-pants/

We only have a few days left before the crazy called “Holidays” are upon us. Logistically, there are more things to work out than we’re used to and the stress is already starting. At a time where it’s easy to get swept up in others expectations of a perfect holiday, it’s time to lay out some goals and come up with a game plan to not only survive it, but actually enjoy it.

Step 1: Focus on training. It’s easy to get away from training as office parties; family get togethers; kids school concerts; etc are in full swing. Training gets me through this stress. To take an hour every day and just focus on the task at hand in the gym is a huge stress relief for me, I’m thankful that I’m able to train.

Step 2: I remind myself that I need to be flexible. What I want may need some finagling but we’ll figure it out. I want my kids here at Christmas. How that’s going to happen in between travel; school; one who’s on the road for work and we never know where he’ll be from week to week is a toss up but hopefully we’ll figure it out. Just be flexible and trust that how it pans out will be fine.

Step 3: Have perspective. This brings up the jammie pants. I’m not going into detail but there was a storm brewing over tradition and how Bigg and I not being married is throwing a curve ball into the situation. We resolved it with Christmas beer (and I just came up with the idea that we should throw some bacon in that mix)…and perspective. I will consider those around me to be extremely blessed if some of the biggest worries they own is keeping a family tradition. While I can be pleased for them, I have others close to me who aren’t so fortunate and my heart is with them.

Step 4: Have plenty of alcohol on hand. Think I’m kidding? Nope. Good wine; awesome local brewed beer; and even some good ‘ol Wisconsin Old Fashion’s will be close at hand.

Step 5: Have fun. That will be the main goal, to enjoy. If the hustle and bustle becomes stressful…see Step 4.

Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven.

W C Fields

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Friday Jams

Oz and I went to see Skyfall the other night at our newly re-opened Rosebud theater in Tosa. They have comfy chairs and couches, snacks, and a full bar. I picked up a somewhat watered down Margarita so I’ll stick to a glass of a Lakefront brew next time but it was still fun having a drink and watching a movie.

It’s been a while since I’ve seen a James Bond movie and this was the first for me with Daniel Craig. I liked it. A lot. I’ve read some reviews on how disappointing it was for others but jhmfcoas; can’t we just go to a movie and be entertained without picking it apart? It’s James Bond…it’s not supposed to be deep, just sexy and action packed. Check and check.

Recognizing Adele right away in the opening credits was a pleasant surprise. This is a good song for her. Soulful, a little dark, and very sexy. Fun.

Enjoy the weekend.

I admit I’m being paid well, but it’s no more than I deserve. After all, I’ve been screwed more times than a hooker.

Sean Connery

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Mmmmmmmmm…

I’ve switched up my programming and tweaked my diet. Lots of salads, smaller meals, and not nearly enough bacon chili cheese dogs so when I see something like the above, it makes me hungry. Poor me.

Friday’s are almost always McBob’s day so I’ll fill up tomorrow…only one more day. Yeah me!

Red meat is not bad for you.  Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you! 

Tommy Smothers

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